I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i would punch a child for taco bell
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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