Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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