Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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