Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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