Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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