I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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