I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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