no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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