On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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