Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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