Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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