Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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