I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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