We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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