i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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