I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
