so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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