I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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