belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
And then he peed in my hair
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