is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Randomize
