i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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