Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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