My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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