If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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