holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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