you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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