There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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