So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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