Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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