I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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