It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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