dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
We talked him into tasing himself.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
