new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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