Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Randomize
