David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
3 2 1 whiskey
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Randomize
