Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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