It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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