it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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