I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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