I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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