Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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