What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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