only if we run a train.
done.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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