no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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