wanna go halves on a baby?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I can't put those talents on a resume
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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