He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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