Who did Billy Mays play for?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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