I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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