Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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