Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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