I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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