I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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