her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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