Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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