im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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